ATX Queer Astrological Gift Guide

Aries Gift Recommendations

March 21 - April 19

“If you are looking for spontaneity in your life, look no further. Aries are known to be impulsive, outspoken, and passionate hot heads. They’re a little scary when you get on their bad side but don’t worry, they don’t tend to hold grudges after they beat that ass.” 

Taurus Gift Recommendations 

April 20 - May 20 

“Taureans often get a bad wrap for being stubborn..although that is true, (I just know y’all are arguing with me in your head about it) no one knows better than how to set the vibes and get cozy like a Taurus. They are actually pretty chill and have this “I’mma mind my business” attitude which we could all do a little more of. That’s why Happy Hooker pillows or a super cute mug from Howdy Ceramics would make the perfect gift for your fave Taurus.”

Gemini Gift Recommendations

May 21 - June 21

“Gemini’s are an acquired taste. You can’t really tell what they’re thinking or feeling. Their mysterious air and natural openness to friendships give people the misconception that they are two faced, but also we could learn a lot from them. Like thinking outside of the box, not taking things too seriously, and how to partyyyyy.”

Cancer Gift Recommendations

June 22 - July 22

“Tough exterior, soft, soft….soft insides. Cancer’s are just a bunch of cry baby, moody, crabs. At the same time they are often the parent of the friend group. They tend to take things personal, bottle their emotions, and stay jumping to conclusions.. but they are also very intuitive so lowkey they actually know what you’re thinking, so are they really wrong??” - Mimi, a Cancer Sign.

Leo Gift Recommendations

July 23 - August 22

“Not all Leo’s are self-centered!! They can’t help it if they’re the most attractive, interesting person in the room. They’re great friends, have great hair, and even greater taste in the finer things in life. You can count on them to have your back and also provide top tier style tips. That’s why Tsz Kam’s prints would make the perfect gift for them.” 

Virgo Gift Recommendations

August 23 - September 22

“If you ever feel like a Virgo is judging you, it’s because they are, and they will let you know. Virgo’s are direct, intellectual, and organized. If they are insulting you or critiquing you, that just means they care about you and are trying to help you get your life together…still hurts though.”

Libra Gift Recommendations

September 23 - October 22

 “Ugh Libras.. Libras are charming, sweet, and also one of the horniest signs of the group. I am convinced that EVERYONE has had a crush on a Libra at least once in their life. Libras don’t like rocking the boat (hence the balance scale) and do not enjoy, or are capable of, making decisions.”

Scorpio Gift Recommendations

October 23 - November 22

“You probably think that I am going to say Scorpios are also in my list of horniest signs…well you thought right. Scorpios, regardless of their death stare, are sensual and actually big ole softies. People often forget they’re water signs because they are outspoken and direct. It takes a lot of work to gain their trust but once you’re in, you. Are. In.” 

Sagittarius Gift Recommendations

November 23 - December 21

“As Nicki Minaj once said “I’m in my prime, optimus. Sagittarius, so you know I'm an optimist”. Sagittarians are hilarious, optimistic, adventurous, and the definition of IDGAF. They do not have a filter whatsoever and will say whatever is on their mind, which may hurt your feelings but at least they’re being honest and sounds like a “you” problem.” 

Capricorn Gift Recommendations

December 22 - January 19

“Capricorns are known to be workaholics and only care about money. But wait - the only reason they work so hard is so that they can play even harder, and blow that cash on their artistic hobbies. That’s why their vanilla outward appearance is deceiving, you just gotta give ‘em a chance.” 

Aquarius Gift Recommendations 

January 20 - February 18

“I honestly had trouble finding what to say about Aquarians, and I think that right there is an Aquarius in a nutshell. They are in their own world and often feel like an outcast but maybe that’s because y’all are a little judgy and skeptical of everyone..They can come off as detached from their emotions but they are capable of love even if you can’t tell.”

Pisces Gift Recommendations

February 19 - March 20

“Pisces love to spend their days daydreaming about scenarios that will literally never happen. They’re spacey as much as they are sweet and creative. Okay and yeah, maybe they’re a little emo *flips side bang* but they are emotionally intelligent and make great friends if/when they can get out of their self despair.” 

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